Craig Calcaterra

Nineteen games, the Debacle in the Desert, All-Star starters, Schwellenbach's elbow, the torture of Abrego Garcia, Indiana Jones, and how many hot dogs it would take to kill you

Shutouts, the worst fan ever, nobody asked John Rocker anything, do something interesting, a real shame, walkable Ohio, and a really dumb idea I probably won't do but maybe?